“she turned me into a newt! …i got better.”

Bill Donohue, the college years

Bill Donohue, the college years

Bill Donohue, Catholic wackadoo extraordinaire, has released a statement defending Palin from the meanie librul bloggers who have been slamming her over the fact that a Kenyan minister visited her Wasilla church when she ran for Governor, to bless her and to defend her from witchcraft. That’s not like, symbolic or anything. Actual witchcraft.

You probably haven’t heard anything about this from the MSM, even though a few months ago they ran footage of Rev. Wright’s crazy rants (made when Obama wasn’t even in attandance) on a near-continuous loop, because they’re a bunch of spineless brown-nosing Rethug suck-ups.

Anyone who still claims the media has a liberal bias needs to be pelted with rocks. Heavy ones.

Anyway, among other mind-boggling sentences that seem to suggest Donohue’s internal calendar is stuck on 1692, there’s this insane gem:

Witchcraft is a sad reality in many parts of Africa, resulting in scores of deaths in Kenya over the past two decades.

You know, maybe we’re being too hard on him. Perhaps it’s a typo? Here Bill, allow me to fix that for you:

False accusations of Witchcraft is a sad reality in many parts of Africa, resulting in scores of deaths in Kenya over the past two decades.

You’re welcome, you fucking choad.

Hat tip to Pandagon

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