shorter* elizabeth hasselblech: lesbians only exist because men are dogs

It’s so cute when this shrill little moron starts trying to “think” with the empty space between her ears: Lizizie’s latest theory is that there are so many women coming out in their middle age because men only want to sex younger blonde bimbos like herself. It’s got nothing to do with taking years to come to terms with admitting something that will automatically relegate you to second class citizen status, and everything to do with men preferring tight pussy.

It takes a special kind of genius to think something so pants-shittingly retarded that it simultaneously insults lesbians and heterosexual men. Kudos, you dumb fucking twat!

*”Shorter” format stolen from Sadly, No!

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