days that end in y: meghan mccain is a stupid attention whore

Just don't look! Just don't look!

Just don't look! Just don't look!

Yesterday the Twitterverse descended into some kind of violent civil war after professional coat tail rider Meghan McCain posted the above photo, presumably as some kind of proof that she’s not functionally illiterate. Whatever, Meg. We all know that’s probably just a picture book. Half the Twitterati wanted her stoned as a whore and the other half showered her with virtual Mardi Gras beads.

I don’t care if Meghan McCain wants to show a photo of her giant gazungas to every mouth-breathing social retard on Twitter. That is her right. The tree of liberty must occasionally be watered with online photos of some dumb blonde’s huge rack.

What makes me want to puke is her transparently coy narrative here: “Oh, look at how much of a LOSER I am, reading one of these words on paper sandwiched between stiff covers things while my cleavage erupts over the top of my skintight tank! Mercy, I hope this doesn’t upset anyone and give me enough material to fart out a dozen more posts on the Daily Beast! Heavens to Betsy, if you have an opinion click on this handy link to some shit blog post I wrote! I get paid by the view and Mama needs new hair extensions!”

This is actually pretty mild behavior from a McCain, considering her father basically once offered to make his icy wife sexually service a bunch of meth dealers in exchange for their votes.

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