your tax dollars at work

I really don't see how this could possibly be anything other than the start of a groupbuttsecks orgy. Which I do not object to in theory, but rather to my tax dollars subsidizing any kind of secks.

I really don't see how this could possibly be anything other than the start of a groupbuttsecks orgy. Which I do not object to in theory, but rather to my tax dollars subsidizing any kind of secks.

Via Wonkette and a bunch of other sources comes this letter to Secretary of State Clinton from the Project on Government Oversight. Apparently, the private security firm that is paid $180 million a year to guard our embassy in Kabul from suicide bombers spends most of their time drunkenly pissing on themselves, fucking hookers, and eating potato chips out of each other’s anuses. Oh, and taking photos of it, of course, because we learned nothing from Lynndie England.

Look, there is a time and place for wildly hedonistic activity, especially if it infuriates the Taliban. And the embassy is, after all, American soil. (Clearly, soil that is not beneath the Mason-Dixon Line.) But these clowns are not getting paid to be drunk 24-7 on vodka slurped out of a co-worker’s asscrack. Maybe we could have an official group in charge of buttbooze and other various homoerotic/corprophiliac hazing; and ArmorGroup North America could get back to making sure none of our government officials die in a fiery car explosion.

ETA: Homoerotic frat-boy contractors in Afghanistan get fired.

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