carrie prejean to sue entire world

You're fired.

You're fired.

I’m honestly amazed this didn’t happen months ago: Carrie Prejean suing pageant officials for libel, public disclosure of private facts, religious discrimination, intentional infliction of emotional distress, and negligent infliction of emotional distress. Does this mean she has to give her boobs back?

Look, negligent infliction of emotional distress she could overlook; but do you really expect her to let intentional infliction of emotional distress slide?! “Infliction of emotional distress” is Lawyerese for “Waaaaah, my widdle feewings are huwt! Give me money.”

Poor dumb conservitards. They think “free speech” means they can go on the teevee and say stunningly moronic things (ie. “opposite marriage”), and no one gets to make fun of them for it, ever, or they have to pay them money, and maybe buy them a new rack. But keeping a huge minority second-class citizens because you think any kind of sex other than baby-making, penis-in-vagina sex is icky? Totally okay!

If Miss Prejean was really fired for her religious and political views, she would, of course, have a case. But she wasn’t. She was fired for blowing off her contractually obligated Miss California appearances to march in the Carrie Prejean Is A Bigger Martyr Than Jesus Parade. That’s like me not going to work in lieu of spending the day pelting the Mormon Tabernacle Choir with pies; then screaming about religious discrimination when I get canned. It’s not what I did with the time I didn’t go to work, it’s the fact that I didn’t go to work.

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