Did you know that writing a classic of American literature pales in comparison to procreating multiple times? Something that basically all life forms do, millions of times every day, all over the world, is not as important as The House of Mirth. It must be true, because Katie “date rape doesn’t exist” Roiphe said so. Suck it, Edith Wharton!
*”Shorter” format stolen from Sadly, No!.