michele bachmann better update her resumé. thank god for wingnut welfare!

michele bachmann cuhrazy

Would you hire this woman?

So, by now you’ve probably heard some of Rep. Michele Bachmann’s spittle-flecked ranting about the upcoming US census. She thinks ACORN is going to use the information to put conservatives in internment camps. No, really. Michele, when even Glenn “FEMA internment camps” Beck subtly backs away from you, you may have gone a skosh over the line.

But the best part of the whole paranoid fever dream? If enough people follow Bachmann’s advice and lie to Census workers, Minnesota will have an inaccurate population count, and that could lead to redistricting. The district most likely to be absorbed into another district? The 6th, which is represented in the House by (drumroll, please)… Michele Bachmann.

This is probably the first, last, and only time I ever say this, but: EVERYONE DO WHAT THE CRAZY LADY SAYS!

In other Minnesota news: Filibuster-proof majority! Suck on that, Rethugs!!

ETA: Having been pondering since I wrote this (and having been paying attention to the awesome job Senator Franken has been doing in Minnesota) how this fucknuts crazy lunatic manages to keep getting herself re-elected, I looked up a map of Minnesota’s districts:

MN06_109

Gerrymandering: Ur doin it.

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6 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Jim_NH
    Oct 09, 2009 @ 02:52:28

    I wish Ms. Bachman would move to NH. I would gladly trade her for our Rep, Carol Shea-Porter

  2. Kent_MN
    Oct 15, 2009 @ 16:31:03

    Michele Bachmann represents my district the way our district wants to be represented. Our district is an island of red is a vast sea of blue here in the Minnesota. I firmly doubt her resume needs updating. The failing progressive movement to “improve society” is nothing more than taking from those that have and redistributing to those who have not. Michele is disclosing the liberal corruption that progressives require in order to move their extreme Socialist, Anarchist and Marxist beliefs forward. Keep up the good work Michele! You have great support in 6th District.

  3. pinstripebindi
    Oct 15, 2009 @ 16:57:55

    You know words like “Marxism” and “Socialism” have actual meaning, right? They aren’t just code words for “politics I don’t agree with”. I mean, socialism (huge government) and anarchism (no government) are basically polar opposites and it’s impossible for them to simultaneously exist within the same administration, so you can understand my confusion.

    “You keep saying that word. I don’t think it means what you think it means.” -Inigo Montoya

  4. Mick
    Nov 08, 2009 @ 14:02:57

    For anarchy to work, it would have to be well organized, and organized anarchy is just bad anarchy.

    (that’s actually my own) -Mick

  5. haplito
    Nov 11, 2009 @ 21:03:05

    Hate fuck? Anybody?

  6. pinstripebindi
    Nov 12, 2009 @ 13:15:01

    I dunno man, Michele Bachmann is a bit of a two-face. Sometimes she looks pretty good (albeit still insane), and sometimes she looks like a Nazi who peeked into the Ark of the Covenant.

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