further proof that megs mccain is a hair-twirling bimbo

Don't ask me, I'm just a girl!

Don't ask me, I'm just a girl!

We all know I already think Meghan McCain is a vapid, simpering Barbie. But damn, she certainly seems hell-bent on proving it beyond a shadow of a doubt.

Two points here:

  1. You were born during the last month of Reagan’s first term, retardo. So pleading ignorance by claiming you weren’t alive is an even dumber excuse than it normally would be. (See Begala’s rebuttal of “I wasn’t alive during the French Revolution, but I know about that.”)
  2. If you’re going to put yourself out as some kind of expert on recent and current politics; but constantly get tripped up because you’re a god damn moron who knows fuck-all about it, you should probably come up with a better defense than making a widdle pouty face, using your blonde hair as an excuse for not knowing what the fuck you’re talking about, and calling the other guy “Mr. Smartypants”.

Has anyone checked Meghan McCain’s back for a ring pull? Because I’m pretty sure she’s actually a Talking Malibu Stacy Doll.

If there is one single thing that proves that the GOP can be dismissed as a bunch of intellectual midgets not at all interested in honest discourse, it’s their constant denigration of intelligence, science, fact-based reality, and knowing what the fuck you’re talking about. Meghan McCain is supposed to be the poster child for the young, fresh face of the GOP; yet she does the exact same thing that old guard Republican lunatics like Jesse Helms did for decades: When backed into a corner, fling sand and call the other person an egghead.

Being intelligent is like some kind of disease to these people. Too bad it’s not contagious.

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