for me to poupon!

REAL Americans only eat headcheese and hotdogs made from snouts and assholes and the poisoned rat carcasses that fell into the meat grinder!

REAL Americans only eat headcheese and hotdogs made from snouts and assholes and the poisoned rat carcasses that fell into the meat grinder!

Sean Hannity knows Barack Obama won the election and is now POTUS, right? Because he’s still doing that “Ooh, la di da, Barack HUSSEIN Obama is such a poncy fancypants!” thing that usually only gets trotted out during elections.

Specifically, he’s mocking him for having a hamburger with Dijon mustard. THAT COMMIE BAST– wait, what? A mustard I can buy at Safeway is “elitist” now?? What’s next, Spam? Ketchup that’s spelled “catsup” on the label?

Obama and Biden were eating at Ray’s Hell Burgers, which specializes in artisinal burgers. A hamburger with Grey Poupon is literally the plainest thing anyone could order there. Yet apparently Hannity thinks saying things like “I hope you enjoyed that fancy burger, Mr. President.” is some kind of epic burn. (I actually tried to find some mention online of where Hannity had eaten out recently and what he’d ordered, but he’s too unpleasant to have stalkers, I guess. But I would bet you my entire paycheck that he wasn’t dining on Big Macs. He probably ordered unicorn steak washed down with panda tears, and one of those ice cream sundaes smothered in gold flakes.)

Meanwhile, Glenn Beck is having on-air crying jags about how Obama and Mahmoud Ahmadenijad are secret lovers who are going to force us all to convert to Islam while having gay abortions and force-feeding the Constitution to Barbara Bush, or something.

You need to step up the crazy, Hannity! You’re starting to bore me.

(This post was written at the request of my brother Rian!)

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