touch my baby! LOVE HER!!!*

wash hands before handling the baby

Yes, everyone be sure your hands are squeaky clean before you touch the baby that crawls around on the floor, puts trash into her mouth, throws up on herself constantly, rubs her own mucus all over her face, wallows in her own feces, and is generally more crawling with bacteria than your average petri dish.

It’s ironic that washing my hands is usually what I want to do AFTER I’ve been in the presence of one of the filthy little snotballs.

Via Passive-Aggressive Notes.

*”Sprockets”, anyone remember? No? …Bueller??

DEAR RUSSIAN PORN SPAMMERS: YOUR COMMENTS WILL NEVER, EVER, EVER BE APPROVED, SO STOP LEAVING THEM AND PLEASE GO DIE IN A FIRE. THANK YOU.

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