ssh! no one tell debbie schlussel that the titanic sinks at the end!!

Debbie Schlussel must have been out stocking up on Wet N’ Wild during the entire thousand-year presidential campaign, because she seems to have somehow missed that President Obama lived in Indonesia and had a Muslim father:

So, you have to wonder what exactly did Barack Hussein Obama mean when he said this in Turkey, today, in his butt-kissing Islam speech.

The United States has been enriched by Muslim Americans. Many other Americans have Muslims in their family, or have lived in a Muslim-majority country — I know, because I am one of them.

Yes, but which “one of them”?

OH MY GOD, HE MEANS HE’S BOTH LIVED IN MUSLIM COUNTRIES AND HAS MUSLIM FAMILY MEMBERS, YOU STUPID FUCKING OVERPAINTED COW.

But in the torturous, twisted minds of conservatives, the obvious (Obama lived in a Muslim country and has Muslim relatives) becomes some kind of inadvertant slip of the tongue admitting to something that no sane person smarter than the average Chihuahua thinks (OMG HE JUST SAID HE’S A SUPER SEKRIT HALF-BREED MUSLIN *collapses in a mouth-foaming, pants-shitting seizure of stupidity*)

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