shorter* newt gingrich

Cons: Can't cheer when criminals are fried. Pros: Adultery easily forgiven.

Cons: Can't cheer when criminals are fried. Pros: Adultery easily forgiven.

I, a non-Catholic, condemn Obama, also a non-Catholic, for not being Catholic enough!

Gingrich obviously feels entitled to mouth off about this because he’s in the process of converting to Catholicism for his wife. You know, the woman he was cheating on his former wife with at the same time he was condemning Bill Clinton for getting a beejay. The former wife being the one for whom he left his first wife — while she was dying of cancer, no less! Super classy!!

Yep, he’s gonna be a great Catholic! …oh shit, aren’t they supposed to be against the death penalty? FUCK.

Why are we still paying attention to this pasty-faced ratfucker, as if he were at all still relevant? Jesus fucking Christ, it’s like the GOP has condemned us all to some hellish version of Groundhog Day, where we’re all forced to re-live the 2nd Clinton administration, no matter who’s in The White House.

*”Shorter” format stolen from Sadly, No!

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