Shorter everyone else in the world: Okay, we’ll just call you “Ignorant hate-filled dirtbags” instead. You cool with that?
*”Shorter” concept stolen from Sadly, No!
ETA: Wonkette is running a poll to decide what they ought to be called from here out. I voted for “Jesus Goblins”, which I am pleased to see firmly in the lead. Yay, Democracy!