high school yearbook photos: windows into the soul

Joe Biden was like that popular, involved-in-everything (French club, track team, class president -- or maybe VICE president, HMMM?) guy who was still inexplicably nice to even the nerdiest of nerds. He would sport you a nickel for the pop machine!

Joe Biden was that popular, good-looking, involved-in-everything (French club, track team, class president -- or maybe VICE president, HMMM?) guy who was still inexplicably nice to even the nerdiest of nerds. He would sport you a nickel for the pop machine!

Nancy Pelosi's family has mob ties, and if you don't make her head cheerleader, SHE WILL CUT YOU.

Nancy Pelosi's family has mob ties, and if you don't make her head cheerleader, SHE WILL CUT YOU.

Huckabee was clearly a stoner. I shudder to think what kind of disgusting lawn clippings kids in Arkansas were forced to smoke back in the day.

Huckabee was clearly a stoner. I shudder to think what kind of disgusting lawn clippings kids in Arkansas were forced to smoke back in the day.

Wait, I thought these were high school yearbook photos? Someone must have slipped a photo of George W. Bush at his bachelor party into the deck.

Wait, I thought these were high school yearbook photos? Someone must have slipped a photo of George W. Bush at his bachelor party into the deck.

He spent his formative years getting shoved into lockers and trying to impress the jocks with his drawings of ligers and rambling stories about shooting wolverines in Alaska.

Check out Blagojevich. You know he was a booger-eating dork that even other nerds made fun of. No wonder he grew up to be so power-hungry: He spent his formative years getting shoved into lockers and trying to impress the jocks with his drawings of ligers and rambling stories about shooting wolverines in Alaska.

See the rest of the photos here and invent your own origin stories.

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