shorter* joe the plumber/reporter**

I studied reportin' by watchin' that Anderson Cooper. He shore got a purdy mouth.

I studied reportin' by watchin' that Anderson Cooper. He shore got a purdy mouth.

I’m reporting from the war to say that reporters shouldn’t be allowed to report on war. Can I get paid now?

*”Shorter” concept stolen from Sadly, No!

**Samuel “Joe the [fill in the blank]” Wurzelbacher is as much a reporter as he was a plumber (and a taxpayer). That is to say: Not so much.

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