shorter* k-lo: “i like the blagojevich scandal because it’s simple enough for me to understand & it doesn’t contain any buttsecks”**

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Friendly memo to K-Lo: Hi-res photography is not your friend.

Blaggy is a corrupt bastard because he’s pro-choice. That’s why no conservative anti-choice politicians have ever been involved in monetary scandals, ever.***

*”Shorter” concept stolen from Sadly, No!

**That’s because Blaggy is a Democrat. Twisted sexual scandals involving copious amounts of lube, multiple wetsuits, and underage monkeys are the sole purview of the GOP these days.

***Once again, 5 minutes of very basic research could have saved K-Lo from coming off as a complete drooling moron. A quick skim of this list would have shown her that when it comes to being a venal political thief, it’s pretty much 50/50 between the two major parties.

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