let me know when hot topic starts selling “bella swan freesia blood scenter”

edward-cullen-body-glitter-208x300 Aaand the #1 sign that this Twilight thing has jumped the shark*: Hot Topic is selling “Edward Cullen Body Shimmer”. Now you too can have the skin of a killer! But will it hold up when the police have to turn the firehoses on you?

*If you get me drunk enough, I would probably admit this is something I would have begged my mother to purchase for me, “Just for fun!!1!”, were I a 13-year-old girl today. God, am I grateful I did my growing up pre-internet.

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