“secret” grocery store receipts shocker: marilyn monroe probably enjoyed eating!

Is the frenzy over Marilyn Monroe-bilia ever going to go the fuck away? It’s like some gross dry-humping form of necrophilia at this point. Pretty much all the big stuff has been re-hashed over and over, so you have all these freaks getting whipped into a frenzy over every remaining crumb of information and acting like it fucking means anything.

This week it’s the discovery of a couple of grocery store receipts from shortly before her death. Included on the list were:

  • Artichokes
  • Eggs
  • English muffins
  • Cucumbers
  • Radishes
  • Strawberry jam
  • Cheddar cheese
  • Corn-on-the-cob
  • Endives
  • Strawberries
  • Steak
  • Milk
  • Lamb chops
  • Chicken

In other words, pretty much what any well-to-do white person in 1960s America would have been stocking up on. Gasp!

Also, the “nutrition expert” that said

The deliveries show a diet of salads, fruit and meat, indicating plenty of protein, which is good. But she obviously allowed a few treats for herself, such as the English muffins and jam.

needs to be force-fed pork cracklins slathered in fudge, if they really believe English muffins and strawberry jam are “treats”. I call that “breakfast” or even “tea time”, and I suspect I’m hardly unique.

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