Is the frenzy over Marilyn Monroe-bilia ever going to go the fuck away? It’s like some gross dry-humping form of necrophilia at this point. Pretty much all the big stuff has been re-hashed over and over, so you have all these freaks getting whipped into a frenzy over every remaining crumb of information and acting like it fucking means anything.
This week it’s the discovery of a couple of grocery store receipts from shortly before her death. Included on the list were:
- English muffins
- Strawberry jam
- Cheddar cheese
- Lamb chops
In other words, pretty much what any well-to-do white person in 1960s America would have been stocking up on. Gasp!
Also, the “nutrition expert” that said
The deliveries show a diet of salads, fruit and meat, indicating plenty of protein, which is good. But she obviously allowed a few treats for herself, such as the English muffins and jam.
needs to be force-fed pork cracklins slathered in fudge, if they really believe English muffins and strawberry jam are “treats”. I call that “breakfast” or even “tea time”, and I suspect I’m hardly unique.