is someone putting something funny in the GOP watercoolers down in florida?

Iz on ur phone, hangin up on ur preznit

Iz on ur phone, hangin up on ur preznit

Why are Florida Republicans all stupider than a bag of hammers? If they’re not trying to pay to suck strange men’s dicks in public restrooms (solicitation, ur doin it wrong!); they’re trying to install magical robot bathrooms, because all the homosex going on in them allegedly “makes god want to vomit”. Apparently there is no more drug dealing or organized crime in the state, and consensual sodomy is their biggest problem. How nice for them.

The latest politician to join this cavalcade of idiots is Rep. Ileana Ros-Lehtinen, who hung up on President-Elect Obama, then hung on on his Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel, convinced they were radio DJs “punking” her. Oh honey, you do NOT want to hang up on Rahmbo.

“I thought: ‘Why would Obama want to call a little slug on the planet like me?’ ” said Ros-Lehtinen, R-Fla.

Uh gee, I dunno, maybe because you’re the ranking Republican member of the Foreign Affairs Committee? Unless he was asking you questions about your douching habits or something equally asinine, that was kind of a dumb conclusion to jump to.

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