senator ted stevens’ epically bad year gets worse

Happy Birthday, LOSER!

Happy Birthday, LOSER!

Ted Stevens (R-AL), convincted felon, turned 85 today. He also officially lost his Senate seat to Democrat Mark Begich, putting the Democrats 2 votes shy of a filibuster-proof majority, with 2 races (Georgia and Minnesota) still undecided. The fact that it was this close — and that initially Stevens was thought to have won — makes me wonder if we shouldn’t think about selling Alaska back to Russia.

Anyway, congrats to Florida! You are still officially the most retarded state in the union.

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