god told me you’re all full of shit

god hates signsFew things amuse me more than hateful assholes who claim to have a direct line to God. This week’s it’s James Hartline (a “former” homosexual who was “cured” by God, which tells you all you need to know about him), who’s been spewing that the SoCal wildfires are the result of a wrathful God pissed about protests against Prop 8.

Each time homosexual activists attempt to force their agenda on California, there have been raging, massive, incinerating fires sweeping across the California landscape.

Today, people are running for their lives as 800 California homes have burned down and the firestorm is spreading like a nuclear holocaust. Yet, the radical homosexual anarchists rampage upon the streets of this state demanding the destruction of marriage and family, and the establishment of their socialistic dark vision for society.

Okay, first of all Jimmy Boy, there are “raging, massive, incinerating fires sweeping across the California landscape” every year. You can practically set your calendar to them.

Second of all, don’t you think the timing is a little suspicious here? How come God didn’t rain destruction down on California for the months that gay marriage was actually legal; or in the weeks running up to the election?

I hate to break it to you, but I speak to God too, and I must have a clearer connection than you, because He told me to tell you that the fires are punishment for the passage of Prop 8. Also, that you’re no fun at all ever since you stopped sucking dick.

Related: After pissing all their money away on the passage of an unconstitutional proposition that will certainly be overturned eventually, Focus on the Family has had to lay off hundreds of their pearl-clutching worker bees. Look, a tear.


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