totally-still-relevant ann coulter has a book coming out

In case you doubted that anyone still cares what half-crazed conservative water-carriers like Ann Coulter has to say about anything post-11/04/08, she has new book coming out. On December 30, where it will be competing for precious bookstore shelf space with 50% off 2009 Anne Geddes wall calendars. And for some reason, the title is a big secret.

My theory: It’s a secret because this is the book where she finally reveals herself as a transgendered liberal plant, causing all the heads of conservative white males who’ve been jerking off to her fascist blather for years to spontaneously explode, leaving a more perfect world for those of us left, the end.

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