Rational people fled from the conservative base in droves this election cycle to elect a Muslim Terrorist Commie who was born in Indonesia. The only way to lure them back is by acting even more insane than we have been for the past 8 years.
*”Shorter” concept stolen from Sadly, No!
**Seriously, the fucking piece is called “Gird Your Loins, Conservatives”. Tells you everything you need to know about the wingnut base, doesn’t it?