shorter* janet folger: “obama is the anti-christ”

To those who call themselves by the name of Christ who ignore what God says about life and marriage, who and are clinging to a fantasy of economic gain, think again … Then obey Him in the voting booth and out of it. If not, do us all a favor and quit calling yourself a Christian.

(I have foregone my usual method of summing up the fundie in question’s point with a hilariously over-the-top re-imagined narrative, because in this case I find her actual words to be simultaneously more amusing and terrifying. -ed.)

I would like to point out to Janet Porter the Gospel of Sarah 11:23, which quite clearly states: “FUCK YOU, JANET PORTER”. It’s an obscure chapter, but I think it’s relevant in this case.

There are many, many sentences I could pull out of this insane rant at random and soundly mock; but what the hell, let’s just go with this one:

Be forewarned: If you willfully disobey God on life and marriage because of race or false hope for the economy, you will usher in the kind of change that brought the Soviet Union to collapse.

Because Lord knows, it was such a sad day for both Christianity and America when the Soviet Union collapsed.

*”Shorter” concept stolen from Sadly, No!

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