this is why public schools should still assign ‘to kill a mockingbird’

Hey boy, I'll give you a nickel if you bust up this here chifferobe!

So you probably read all about this yesterday, where some white gal out campaigning for Grampy McCain got lost in the Pittsburgh ghetto (Twittering all the while!) and was mauled by Savage Negroes who then gently imprinted carved a “B” for “Barack” on her face. Which just happened to be backwards… almost as if she’d done it herself, in a mirror. Fishy!

Well, in an admission that is a huge shock to absolutely no one except for drooling morons like Matt Drudge (who gave this story the full-press treatment complete with wailing sirens when it first emerged yesterday), it turns out she made the whole thing up.

I think this may literally be the death-rattle of McCain’s campaign. Savor the sound, my fellow Obama supporters!

p.s. Ashley Todd, next time you might want to do an “O”. That way you won’t be tripped up by pesky letter-reversal!

p.p.s. HA HA HA!!! (Look at the URL. It was taken down literally seconds after I left a contemptuous comment.)

p.p.p.s. OMFG this dumb bitch was originally a Ron Paul supporter. That explains everything.

2 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Rian G.
    Oct 25, 2008 @ 03:26:13

    BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! And what’s even more hi-larious was that McCain AND Palin called her!!!!!

    You know they were going to try and Willie Hortonize this mess!

  2. steadycat
    Oct 25, 2008 @ 21:22:34

    I hope she sits in jail for a bit so she can learn to mind her manners.

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