what is a sodomite? it’s god’s word for homosexual!*

*Actual quote!

Long story short: McDonald’s gave $20,000 — which is like you or I donating the pennies in our car ashtray — to the NGLCC, the National Gay & Lesbian Chamber of Commerce. So a bunch of mouth-breathers (from Mississippi, natch) called the American Family Association are calling for a boycott of McDonald’s. So far they’ve managed to scrape up enough money to produce this YouTube spot that looks like it was barfed up by Uwe Boll after getting run over by Bob Novak, so I’m sure the trillion-dollar mega-corporation of McDonald’s is trembling with fear.

What the fuck is up with the terrible, nonsensical grammar? When they are already destroying people’s health, they attacked the Christian family now. They are done. It’s like Engrish!

What’s especially hilarious is that they try to get all self-righteous and “McDonald’s is unhealthy and has been killing our children for years so you shouldn’t eat there anyway!”, like someone who just rented Super Size Me; but if you read the comments on their website — which you definately should, because it’s a goldmine of unintentional comedy — every other comment is a variation on this theme: “Me and my 4 wives and our enormous brood of rugrats used to eat at McDonald’s at least 67 times a week, but you can kiss our business good-bye, you sodomy-loving perverts! I SAID GOOD DAY, SIR!!”

ETA: Upon reading more of the comments, I see that an inordinate amount of them have used the word “appalled”, and they’ve all spelled it “appaulled”, leading me to believe that it’s really the same group of 3 or 4 yahoos leaving all these enraged comments. Comedy gold, people!


2 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Jim
    Jun 05, 2009 @ 11:50:27

    i’m with you here, but you shouldn’t knock someone’s spelling and then make spelling errors yourself. “definately” is spelled definitely.

  2. pinstripebindi
    Jun 05, 2009 @ 12:04:48

    I’m not mocking them for innocuous or understandable errors. We’re talking about comments where almost every word was misspelled, even words like “christian” or “homosexual” — how the fuck can you claim to be for or against something and you can’t even spell it correctly?! I would also expect someone making a protest video that they hope would be seen by many people to use grammar that doesn’t look like it was translated into Russian and back again via Babelfish.

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