america: still better than myanmar!

I’m sneaking out soon, so I leave you with this:

If you don’t get all fuzzy and patriotic at the sight of a Muppet penguin wearing a Washington wig quacking out “Stars and Stripes Forever” while the Swedish chef chases chickens across a video of a giant hot dog lovingly being drizzled with mustard, then I weep for your cold, dead soul.

HAPPY 4TH OF JULY, Y’ALL! Our country has made a lot of fucking screw-ups over the past 8 years, but all in all, I’d still rather be here than like, Myanmar.

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