Posts Tagged ‘bobby jindal’

shorter* ann althouse

March 3, 2009

Comparing Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal to Ken the Page**, a fictional character whose manners, inflection, syntax, body language, accent, and southern folksy manner bear an uncanny resemblance to Jindal’s, is RACIST! Just compare him to Kumar or something, because at least they’re both Indian.
*”Shorter” format stolen from Sadly, No!.
**I was not the only person [...]

welcome to fail town, governor jindal. population: you.

February 25, 2009

I don’t have a television at present, so I had to wait until this morning to watch both Obama’s speech, and the GOP “rebuttal” to it, as presented by Governor Bobby Jindal of Louisiana.
Having watched the latter, I have just one question: Does Gov. Jindal always sound like Kenneth Parcell addressing [...]

brother, can you spare $100 million in federal buxx?

February 24, 2009

Louisiana governor Bobby Jindal may turn down $100 million in federal stimulus money. My jaw literally dropped when I heard about this. It’s transparently obvious that Jindal is bucking for either the veep or presidential slot on the ticket in 2012 — he was a possible veep nom for McCain last year, but had enough [...]

dear mom: your governor really is that pants-shittingly crazy. love, me.

July 2, 2008

My mother thinks Bobby Jindal “converted” to Catholicism (and not just RC, but the XXXtreme!!1! kind of Catholicism that advocates home-brewed exorcisms) to get ahead in Louisiana politics. But I’m starting to think that he really is just that crazy:
Governor Bobby Jindal signs castration bill. Upon a second offense of a variety of sexual crimes, offenders [...]

this bizarre religious shit may fly in louisiana, with all the zombies and voodoo and severed chicken feet, but it won’t play in the heartland!

June 13, 2008

One of the names that has recently been tossed around as a possible veep for McCain is Bobby Jindal, the current governor of Louisiana. He has a pretty impressive resumé (although honestly, Zombie Hitler With Cobras For Arms probably could have beaten Kathleen Blanco, after the massive clusterfuck that were Hurricanes Katrina & Rita).
More importantly, he’s [...]