bill-o should really stick to “ambushing” people that are as dumb as he is

Do I make you horny?

Because it’s kind of pathetic how quickly Janeane Garofalo turns it around on his lackey here, essentially ambushing the ambusher. And since he can’t dispute her logic, he resorts to casting aspersions on her physical attractiveness. Gee Bill-O, that’s mature. Why don’t you just screech “I KNOW YOU ARE, BUT WHAT AM I?!” while throwing tanbark at her?

You ain’t exactly an Adonis, yourself. (Oh, right: Only women have to be attractive — “attractive” here meaning “thin, white, blonde, big-boob’d”, no other forms of physical beauty being deemed acceptable — since our only purpose is to be sexual playthings/semen receptacles/fetus incubators for the morally and intellectually superior menz.)

For another, and I hate to blow your tiny mind, but I’m pretty sure lots of men (and women) find Ms. Garofalo attractive. It is she (along with Tina Fey) that my brother wistfully invokes when he laments the fact that the concept of “Geek Hot” doesn’t seem to exist in the South.

I’m actually amazed Bill-O aired this at all, since he has a tendency to kill “ambushes” that go awry and show him up for the drooling moron that he is. Perhaps his stupidity is such that he didn’t even realize how stupid it made him look.

shorter* bill-o the clown: “the pro-choicers are comin’ to kill yer babies, ooga booga!”

“Women’s privacy”? I’ve never heard that before, I don’t know what that means! FUCK IT, WE’LL DO IT LIVE!!!

So, if a woman wants to abort a fetus at any time, even after it’s birthed — after it’s a baby — women’s privacy.

Part of me wants to laugh because some people actually believe that, while part of me wants to weep with rage because some people actually believe that.

Speak up, any pro-choicer who believes infanticide is a-okay.

*deafening silence*

Thought so.

(Note: I don’t think Bill-O actually believes that himself. He just knows it’s the best way to get the most ig’nunt base of the anti-choice lobby lathered up.)

*”Shorter” concept stolen from Sadly, No!

apparently bill-o the clown’s internal calendar is set to “jazz age”

At least that’s what I infer from this bizarre op-ed piece he wrote for WaPo. I was actually surprised to find out it was print, because when Keith Olbermann quoted it on Countdown, the tone was so unprofessional (even by WaPo op-ed standards) that I naturally thought it was another gas-laden monologue from his teevee show, and spent a fruitless 10 minutes trying to find a clip on the YouTubes.

President Obama and a Democratic Congress will likely dole out entitlements like free health care, child care and cash payments to anyone who falls under a certain income level, no matter their circumstances. That means people who drink gin all day will get some of my hard-earned money. Folks who dropped out of school, who are too lazy to hold a job, who smoke reefers 24/7 all will get some goodies in the mail from Uncle Barack and Aunt Nancy, funded by me and other rich folks.

Gin and “reefers”? Oh, Bill-O. Don’t ever change. Between this and your hysterical Inside Edition-era meltdown, you’ve provided many hours of entertainment.