suck it, mark spitz!

Michael Phelps wins 8 gold medals.
All I could think when I heard was “And in another 8 years or so it will come out that he was on racehorse steroids and porpoise hormones, and he’ll have to give them all back”.
The Olympics have totally crushed all the joy I used to take in human athletic [...]

joyce mckinney is the gift that keeps on giving

The British media continues to dig up more bizarre dirt on Joyce/Bernann MicKinney. Turns out that the dog cloner who is also a Mormon rapist ALSO tried to get a teenaged boy to commit burglary… so she could get a false leg for her horse.
Joyce Bernann McKinney, a former beauty queen who earlier this year [...]

bento #48: pork tenderloin, apricot aspic, & relevant gummi candy

Top:

Teriyaki-marinated pork tenderloin slices.
Aspic made with 100% juice, no added sugar, apricot juice.

Bottom:

Garden Herb Triscuits.
Laughing Cow soft cheese wedge.
Spicy pickled carrot sticks.

Lid:

Gummi piggies! Relevant gummi candies are relevant. These are from Denmark and are flavored with apple and orange juice concentrate. I don’t think I’ve ever had gummi candy flavored with anything other than high [...]

a completed project & wedding dress woes

I’m totes keeping this one. I love samplers. One day when I have enough done and they’re all framed, I hope to have a whole wall of them.
And now here are some slightly blurry detail macros.

My next project was going to be a rug made with tapestry wool, and I was really excited because it [...]