oh sweet jesus, this is going to be the most awesomely terrible movie event of the summer

I just heard about American Carol, and it has immediately vaulted past Beverly Hills Chihuahua as the “OMFG can you believe they made this?!” movie of the year.
Plot: A Michael Moore-like film maker, played by Chris Farley’s brother, tries to get the 4th of July banned; and the ghosts of George Washington, George Patton, and the [...]

why are you even interested in politics, shouldn’t you be out wilding?

Ande has an interesting post on PSI today about Rock the Vote and how it’s morphed into a joke of its former self.
Rock the Vote began in 1992. Unfortunately, I wasn’t able to vote then, the election being mere days before my 18th birthday. Oh, cruel fate! Why did my parents always become so horny in February! [...]

okay, i think i have a wedding outfit

This dress:
  
These sandals:

This jewelry:

I am worried that the sandals may be a teensy bit too casual, but you know what? It’s an evening ceremony in the desert that requires “cocktail casual”, and I’m going to be on my feet a lot. Heels are Not An Option. I just need to get a pedicure beforehand so [...]

shorter* rush limbaugh: smart women are bonerkillers

“I’m so insecure about my own intelligence that smart women make my tiny dick go limp. Also, the only thing a women should do with her mouth is suck my chipmunk-sized genitals.”
*The “shorter” concept was unabashedly stolen from Sadly, No!. I don’t think they invented it, but it’s the first place [...]