lolz! this animation combines 2 of my favorite things: “twilight” mockery and “the office”

dog cloner also a mormon rapist!

(Not a Mormon who raped someone, someone who raped a Mormon. Try to keep up.)
A few days ago you may have read about this woman who sold her house to have her beloved deceased pit bull cloned, and is now the proud owner of 5 puppies all named “Booger”. You may have thought to yourself, as [...]

america is sooo over obama drama

Polls indicate that America is growing tired of our Halfrican messiah, so he’s taking a vacation in Hawaii. Everyone in the world is going to be watching the Chinese beat up Olympic protesters for the next couple of weeks, anyway. Hopefully once he returns, our love will once again be new and exciting.
Now, you might think [...]