if dexter ran for president

Congrats on your Emmy nomination, you handsome psycho. One more month until season 2 comes out on DVD! I haven’t seen any of it, don’t spoil me!! (Although I have read the book; but the show tends to not follow the books all that closely, plot-wise.)

i just ordered my new bike!

And in typical Sarah fashion, wound up buying a different bike than I had originally planned. I decided yesterday that I hadn’t shopped around enough for such a major purchase (this is like buying a new car for most people), and after some sleuthing decided on the Schwinn Windwood Cruiser:

Although I loved the cream/gold [...]

i think i now know why jesse jackson is so eager to cut obama’s nuts off

BIG SALE ON TRUCK NUTZ!!!!!!!!!!!1!

phunky photoshop phriday: can you spot the extra arm in this gap ad?

And why are they making the black model hang out by herself? Did she fart, or is this more evidence of weird racial bias in fashion photography?

There’s also something definately unnatural about the way that model on the right has her hand on the other one’s shoulder, but I almost didn’t notice as I was too busy boggling [...]