Archive for July 17th, 2008

i can haz canadian citizenship?

July 17, 2008

Did you know there’s a 16-year-old in Guantánamo Bay? His lawyers recently released footage of his interrogation, in hopes of generating public sympathy. They want the Canadian government (he’s a Canadian citizen) to seek custody before the US can prosecute him for war crimes at a tribunal to be held at Gitmo later this year.
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what the rusty fuck?: liquid virgin

July 17, 2008

No, this isn’t some awful, tasteless gag gift for sale at your local crap emporium/Spencer’s Gifts. This is an actually real product, presumably aimed at those women (and the men who love them; or at least love fucking them, but wish their sloppy pussies weren’t so disgustingly loose) who are too poor to afford cutting-edge laser vaginal [...]

i don’t think this new HIV/AIDS relief bill does what liddy dole thinks it does

July 17, 2008

Why else would she propose naming it after Jesse Helms? The man was positively in favor of AIDS: He never stopped blaming it on soley on gay people and seeing it as their God-given punishment for being sodomites. (I guess God isn’t so down on Sapphic love.) As recently as 2002 he said homosexuality “is [...]

and now a few words from dimitri the stud

July 17, 2008

Dude, if you’re “actually quite a catch”, why do you need to chase after women and leave them increasingly pathetic and bizarre voicemails? Yeah, I’m totally sure that the only reason a woman would give you her number, then not return your voicemails is because she’s on some kind of medication [...]