blogging from the people's gaypublic of drugifornia
I’m sneaking out soon, so I leave you with this:
If you don’t get all fuzzy and patriotic at the sight of a Muppet penguin wearing a Washington wig quacking out “Stars and Stripes Forever” while the Swedish chef chases chickens across a video of a giant hot dog lovingly being drizzled [...]
Not just hot, but correctly, expertly seasoned. Hot like when they brought you a plate of lemon slices, to suck on as needed, to partially neutralize the burn. It had been a long time since Milgrim had had food like that. It had been a long time since he’d eaten a meal that provided any [...]
This is easily the dumbest commercial I have seen in a long time:
“I thought you’d want to blog about our ideals”? Clearly, this commercial was thought up by a group of computer-illiterate old white men who have no idea what a “blog” is, just that it’s something to do with that [...]
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