if john mccain was really opposed to torture, he wouldn’t give such leaden, deathly-dull speeches

So now we know why John McCain insisted on standing in front of that puke-green (always a flattering color for nonogenarian tumor-riddled Presidential nominees!) sign when he gave his tired speech in Kenner, LA the night Obama cinched the nom: so Stephen Colbert could challenge his viewers to make hilarious green-screen edits of it.

My favorite so far:

As always, the presence of Samuel L. Jackson is a vast improvement.

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